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Oreo Spread

I don’t even know what to say about this.  Except…  Except… Except!  Remember that Seinfeld episode in which Kramer hounded Calvin Klein to make a cologne that smells like the beach?

Yeah.  I might have to quit my job to do that, full-time, at Oreo HQ.  They must make this!  I will not be ignored.  I’m already working on flailing myself through doorways.  And this:

…At least in my head.  I don’t smoke.

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Biscoff Banana Crepes

Meet the thing that my main squeeze loves, possibly more than me…  It’s cookies in spread form.  So basically, I understand completely.  Maybe that’s why we get along?

It’s totally Biscoff spread!  Speculoos, as it’s known in some parts.  And it’s delicious.  You know how everyone is bonkers for Nutella?  It’s well-deserved and justified.  But, hear me out: I’m certain that Biscoff deserves a place in your heart, right alongside Nutella.  There’s no competition, because we have room for both.  My gosh.

Who isn’t glad that we had both the Rolling Stones and the Clash?  I have a preference, sure, after many years of thinking thoughts and feeling feelings.  I enjoy both, however.

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